Rescue the Monster- I Mean Dog!

*kicks oro where the sun dont shine* HIYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA

i know dood

ooc:ORO!!!!! UN DITCH US

Madara appeared in front of Sasuke.
"What's your problem kiddo?"

one dont call me kiddo and oro ditched me

"Actually I was talking to Sasuke."
Madara said as he looked at Shensie.

(No comment)

Crimson looked at the knocked out animal.
Taking out her wire she started to wrap the stupid thing.
"THIS IS NOT A DOG!!!" She yelled as she started to pull it. "Where's that stupid cage. WHO MAKES A CAGE OUT OF SOLID GOLD!?"
She didn't even get two inches of ground before she fell.
*...I hate this...*

whers th reward

Crimson stopped trying to lug the dead weight. "The reward? I was suppose to get it when I delivered the animal to the other village."

*picks up dog with ease* where is it supposed to b

O_O
"Wow!" Crimson obseerved the girl, "How'd you get so strong?!"
She couldn't do that!
"Um...well first I have to get it back to normal...It ate something weird. A red pill i think...But, I don't know how to do that."

plasma pill *brings out blue pill* i made a reverse batch for kiba but i guess he wouldent mind *shoves blue pill in dogs mouth and it returns to normal* there

"Impressive.....besides who's the owner?"
Madara said as he pets the dog.

"Some fat rich lady. She has a cat too."Crimson said to Madara.
^^
"Wow. Super stregnth, miracle pills, anything you can't do?" Crimson looked at the dog. "Hm...how do I wake it-"
Crimson put her hand near the dogs mouth. Bad idea.
It bit her hand whole.
..
...
".....It......doesn't....hurt...."
T-T

Madara knew who the fat lady was.
"I know that fat lady. She's the one who always loses her cat and makes genins chase after it for her. She's one hell of a hag."
Madara bandages Crimson's hands.

"Thank you Madara."
Crimson looked at her hand. "Thanks. The woman is mean?"

"She doesn't care about anyone but her stupid pets. Her cat ran away because it was scared of her. She's big and hugs the cat to death. I don't blame the cat either."
Madara said walking with Crimson.

Crimson picked up the dog. "You know...even if this thing wanted to kill me, I don't think I can give it up to that torture..."
^^ The dog looked cute when it was asleep.


~OOC~
Omygosh! have you seen the most ugliest dog in the world? It's tongue actually sticks out of it's mouth!!!!

only thing i cant do is be nice to a gay guy
give it to the inuzukas

"Who's a gay guy? Besides if we give it to the Inuzukas, Crimson here won't get paid."
Madara said he placed both his hand on his head.

"Aww..." Crimson ruffled the dog's hair. "Yeah...I haven't been eating regularly...I need the money. But...the poor dog."
...
"Anyone got a plan?"

no one and ive got a plan ok we clone the dog send the clone to the fat lady get paid give the real dog to the inuzukas