Kaminari's Apartment

The woman sat there on her sofa staring at the moon through the window and she sipped her cup as a smile crossed her face.

Madara was sitting on a tree. He saw a young lady look through her window at the moon.
"She's new? I might as well introduce myself..."
He jumped down the tree and walked closer the window.
"Hi miss. Are you new here? I'm Madara, nice to meet you."
Madara smiled as he reached out his hand to shake hers.

Kaminari's cheek were flushed standing up she went up to him and leaned her face towards his, face close and placing her hand under his chin she said "You know....it is very rude to be spying on a lady like me." she chuckle, a smell of sake linger around her yet a spicey smell was mixed with it making it very appealing. The lady had pecked his lips backing up a bit she replied, "Nice meeting you Madara...and yes I'm new here. Please call me Kami." her eyes were glaze.

Madara looked at her curiously.
"No one's spying at you. I just spotted you...*winks*.."
He leaped back to the tree he was sitting at.
"I'll just stay here until someone attacks you, Kami."

Kaminari snicker "I doubt anyone would want to mess with a drunk." she snickered as she made her way out of the window and leaped to where he was at. Sitting with her legs crossed she asked "What is a guy like yourself doing here anyways?" it looked as if she were to fall backwards but she kept her balance perfectly.

"Got a day off. My student has somewhere else to go. What about you? what are you getting drunk for?"
Madara said smirking at her.

"Ah, lucky sensei." she chuckles and hiccups afterwards, "Nothing, I just love sake....besides..that's my specialty." a smirked crossed her lips and suddenly she had fallen off of the tree but she had landed on her feet. She stumble a bit and looked up at Madara "What a gentleman..not helping a lady out." she said joking.

"Well I teach my students not to rely on others so much. If you can stand up stand up on your own, no one needs to help you out, you're an adult now."
He said as he crossed his arms.
"By the way, my student's a girl too."

Kaminari gave him a puzzle look "Did I ask what gender your student is?" she chuckled again ".....and you're right about that.." she muttered a painful look came to her face but it vanished quickly. "...Anyways, would you be kind as to show me around?...It's been quite some time since I haven't been at home." she stated with a silly smile.

"You haven't been at home? Well I guess so."
Madara leaped down the tree and walked around town with Kaminari.
He showed her the guy that cooks at the ramen bar. The old lady always cursing at him. The rich fat lady with pets who looked suffocated.
He showed her a couple of places where Madara's friend usually hang out.
"So, feel at home already?"

Kaminari had cracked up laughing into high pitch giggles as the old lady was cursing at him. She smiled at him and nodding responded "I must say...yes." the girl got her hand picking up a bottle of sake and offer him some while she drank some. "Arigato." she told him with a silly, drunk smile. "...Where do you live?" she asked out of no where.

"Hey Sasuke."
Madara turned his gaze to Kaminari.
"Same house as this guy."
He said pointing his thumb at Sasuke.

Kami turned her attention to the kid, "Oh." was all she said and took a long sip of her bottle sake. "Eh, must be happy you don't got to live alone." she snicker. Stretching her arms out she was able to smell something burning near. "Hm, someone seemed to be distracted.." she suggestered in a low voice.

Madara was getting tired and fell off the branch.
THUD!!

"Ahh...damn it!.....my head hurts..."
Madara said as he sniffed the air.
"What's burning?..Sasuke scan the area, I can't use the sharingan at the moment..."

poofs up next to madara hm i know what it is sigh a vilager left some babucue burning sake happend to be spilled over and it also caught fire now it is only a matter of time before the sake in this ait catches fire nd i have a strong sense of we better get outta here if we dont wanna end up barbicued

"Nah....just splash water at it from the that lake..."
Madara said as he pointed to the lake behind him.
"It's salt water..so be careful to splash some in your eyes..."

Hm im gonna do my splash *stands up and does hand sighns* TSUNAME *huge wave loomes over them then grashes down putting out the fire* there

Madara got wet when Shensie did the technique.
"Geez, you could've gathered a smaller portion of the lake! Now you got me wet..."
Madara took of his cloak and dried his long hair.

sorry bigger is better or worse sorry *grabs his cloak and uses ind stile to dry it* there gives it to madara p,s how old ARE you anyway?

Madara looked sleepy.
"I...don't know....must've lost count...."

hm look bout 21 to me but in immortal years ur probably 50

Kami stood above them on a branch, and said out of no where "Fifty? ...I've been fooled.." she exclaimed dramatically yet playfully. She hanged there like a monkey as she stared at both of them. "you..i dunno about you..but I feel like going for a bite..." with that she hoped off and began to walk away leaving them behind.

Madara followed Kaminari.
"Hey! Don't leave me with the monkey!!"
He said pointing at Shensie.

WHATJU CALL ME U INGRATE *has a madman like look in her eye* GRR I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD I AM A RESPECTIBLE SHINOBI I AM JUST AS GOOD AND EXPERIENCED AS YOU ARE SO NO MORE CALLING ME KID RUFFFLING MY HAIR PINCHING MY CHEEKS I HAVE HAD ENOUGH